It’s not just scientists who are doing pointless things;
people everywhere are putting way too much time into projects that are
thoroughly useless. THE STUPIDITY IS GROWING!!! It’s like an epidemic. You
thought the plague was bad … That’s nothing! The Idioticus Disease, as I am
calling it, is consuming our minds. If it continues, it will seep into our
government! Oh wait, it already has. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Your
clever mind is thinking “Besides some of those politicians, I haven’t seen
anybody like this. You’re wrong you crazy blogger. Your reality is crazy!!” I
assure you, I am not crazy. Well, not completely crazy. Have you ever seen art?
What good has that done for you? It’s pointless. Yet, people pay millions of
dollars for a picture of a fruit bowl. The Idioticus is all around you. It’s
there when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It
is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
The truth that pointlessness is bursting through you; that in order to feel
smart, we have to have purpose, however pointless it may be. It is purpose that
created us, purpose that connects us, purpose that pull us, guides us, drives
us. It is purpose that defines us. I’m here because of those scientists, dear
reader. I’m here to take from you what you so desperately desire: purpose. What
are you doing now? You are reading a blog. You know where you want this blog
will take you, but you can’t know for sure. I’ll tell you where it’s taking
you: nowhere. You are wasting your life reading this pointless rambling. Think
about it. Have you enjoyed the last paragraph? Honestly, have you? You have
been reading this and gotten nothing out of it, thus completing my goal. I have
taken your purpose. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*cough* ha *hack* hag *wheeze* haglah *gak*. I need to work on my
maniacal laughter.
And just when you thought you were done reading this post.
Part two begins. You can’t walk away now. You are almost done. You have to
suffer as you read through the next paragraph because you just can’t leave.
Dance puppet, dance!
And thus begins part two:
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