I saw that Mr. Woody recently wrote a post praising my blog
and telling you all to come visit it. Well, here you are. Impressed yet?
Probably not. That is because in reality there is really nothing special about
this blog. It may look well managed and very sophisticated with its decorative
flames and its many widgets on the sides, but in reality it is not widely read
and it has only been recommended by one person. You are only looking at this
because there was a hyperlink directing you here. You are sheep. Your shepherd
told you to go and you went. You gave it
no thought. I could be giving you a virus right now and you would have no idea.
You jumped into the pool without testing the water. Now the sharks will eat you
alive.
Duh nuh..... Duh nuh.....Duh nuh duh nuh |
Did you like that last metaphor? I did. I am starting to use
metaphors more and more often. Metaphors allow you to compare anything you want
with quite literally anything else. Then, people who read it can come up with
their own ideas of what the metaphor means and you don’t have to. If they don’t
know what it means, then you can just say that it is “too deep for them to
comprehend”. With this method, you can say any variety of nonsense and get away
with it.
To summarize, I’m not asking you to trust me. This blog is a
lamp, and I am only asking you to enjoy it. In my opinion (remember, my opinion
is a Palestinian chair choking in the nitrous wind) it is not nearly as great
Mr. Woody said it was, but I will admit that it is pretty awesome. Feel free to
leave any comments you want and I will respond to them within 3-5 business
days. If you feel that it is morally wrong to comment on a page belonging to
someone that you do not know, then you may comment on Mr. Woody’s page and he
will relay message to me. We have our own little blog community, you see.
Before you ask, you may not be a member, and we will share no details about it
with an outsider.
Especially me. |
As a closing thought, I would like to tell you that, like
Seinfeld, this blog is about nothing, so please do not begin reading it with
high expectations because your hopes and dreams will be crushed by the weight
of boring ideas and non-standard writing techniques.
See "The Pilot" |
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