Armageddon

These are my thoughts about Armageddon as foreshadowed in The Beginning. If you have not read The Beginning, please see below.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Another one bites the dust.

In the year 2012 THE WORLD WILL END!!! But how..? I think that it will be the woodchucks. They are tired of being questioned. On December 21 we will discover just how much wood a woodchuck can chuck. DUN DUN DUN DUH! Either that or it will be mother nature. She doesn't like her trees being cut down, or our carbon emissions, or our giant monstrosities that we call buildings. Let me tell you, there will be no singing in the rain when she strikes. Death will pour down in the form of cats and dogs. Governments will fall, war will erupt and we will lose what is most sacred to our race, cable TV. We won't even have Internet. No more tweets, pointless posts, Gangnam Style, or Peanut Butter Jelly Time. We will actually have to GO OUTSIDE! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
There are only three months left, so be as lazy as you can. Watch Youtube! Tweet constantly! Post that embarrassing picture on Facebook! Your days are numbered...........